Ranger bob is a comedy about the one and only district ranger bob. he's the control rod that keeps the powder keg of misfit USFS employees from destroying the world.
Ranger bob is a comedy about the one and only district ranger bob. he's the control rod that keeps the powder keg of misfit USFS employees from destroying the world.
play the theme song
meet the core of the chaos
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Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Coming soon........
Coming soon........
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Sam Clarkson
NPS Park Ranger
random bigfoot
(not to scale)
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Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Amanda
USFS Employee
John
USFS Employee
David
USFS Employee
Harry
Bob's Proctologist
Kreskin
Intern
Hobbs
Intern
Sarah
Intern
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Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Jeff
NPS Park Ranger
Chris
NPS Park Ranger
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Harry
Bob's Proctologist
Mary
Harry's Anesthesiologist
Pete
(not to scale)
Bill
(not to scale)
Slim
(not to scale)
Rabbi Weissman
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Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
TitiWaWa Indian #1
TitiWaWa Indian #2
TitiWaWa Indian #3
Tree Hugger #1
Tree Hugger #2
Tree Hugger #3
Circus Ringmaster
Johnny Four Bears
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Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Barbara
USFS Employee
Leroy
USFS Employee
Kim Jong Un
Short Fat Ugly North Korean Dictator
Lisa
NPS Employee
Sue
NPS Employee
Karen
Movie Extra
Ad Director
Archaeologist
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Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Sue
NPS Employee
Lisa
NPS Employee
Noori
Frank's long-distance love
Ross Bigelow
LIGO Employee
Stan
Bigfoot Commander
Eduardo
Alison
Sammy
Gay Pedro
(not to scale)
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Gay Pedro
(not to scale)
Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Booger
bob's dog
emma pinchot
bob's daughter
susan pinchot
bob's evil ex-wife
ultra-buff Single Dad
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Misty McKay
USFS Marketing Director
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Ross Bigelow
LIGO Employee
consuelo alvarez
future usfs employee
Boy that touched nicole
Nicole
Frank's granddaughter
phil
USDRFCS Security Officer
Random Guy
carol
USDRFCS Employee
Old Man
on Plane
huge woman on plane
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Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
Ross Bigelow
ligo employee
Old Man
on Plane
Huge Woman on Plane
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Timmy Cullens
USFS Forestry Aide
misty mckay
USFS Marketing director
Boy that touched nicole
Frank Sims
USFS Security Officer
Nicole
Frank's granddaughter
Consuelo Alvarez
USFS Communications Director
Bob Pinchot
USFS District Ranger
esl teacher
linda
bigfoot fbo receptionist
Morty
bob's friend
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ranger bob was written by me, jarrett oliver, not AI. the three things i used ai for were to (1) put everything into screenplay format, (2) "beef up" the action paragraphs i had written, and (3) generate the character images. But those characters were based on what I wanted them to be, not some random AI slop. And I burned through a lot of credits to get the final results.
i wrote the theme song, i dreamed up the characters, i built the storyline and scenes, i wrote the dialog. it is my story.
i wrote the theme song, i dreamed up the characters, i built the storyline and scenes, i wrote the dialog. it is my story.